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A Conversation From Work the Other Day:

CUSTOMER: * buying a chocolate-covered Twinkie * Do I need to refrigerate this to keep it from spoiling?

ME: * ringing up her chocolate-covered Twinkie * Well, you might want to just to make sure the chocolate doesn't melt, but at a constant temperature chocolate's shelf-stable for months on end. And the Twinkie....is a Twinkie. It wouldn't spoil even if you wanted it to.

CUSTOMER: In retrospect, I should have guessed as much. Not like there's anything organic in Little Debbie snack cakes in the first place.

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sethrak
Oct. 22nd, 2012 03:36 pm (UTC)
There is much truthiness there. :D
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