The Intarwebs reply, "BALDERDASH! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR DAY THAT CANNOT BE CURED BY WATCHING A FAT CAT TRY TO ENTER A SKINNY BOX!"*
Wise words, Intarwebs. Wise words.* WE'RE TEH INTARWEBS, OF COURSE WE SPEAK IN CAPSLOCK!
"Intarwebs, I have had a shitty, shitty day. I had to postpone an important job interview because last night I came down with the screaming trots. So it was LITERALLY shitty."